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Breath: My Roommate is a Psycho!

Written by: Rockamorow



I should've stayed in the other hotel...

"SUNNY! GET ME AN APPLE OTHERWISE I'LL CUT YOUR COCK OFF!"

318px-Sunny Flower

"In a second, sir!"

"DON'T CALL ME SIR, SIR!!"


I was thinking of the idiocy I made, suddently, he justs barges into the room...

"Sunny! MASSAGE!"

"Oh, please, not toda-"

"Do you want me to get my dick out again?"

...

I started massaging his leg, I do not want to wash my mouth again...


It's been three days, I do not want to live this anymore...

I decided to finnaly act like a real stallion, and try to talk to him...

I went to his room, only to see him watching...pony porn?!

"SUNNY!!"

I closed the door...


One week, I can't believe I survived this long...

After obeying everything he said, I can't believe I'm still here...and the greater thing is...I'm finnally leaving the hotel...

As soon as the manager ringed the bell, I thanked him, grabbed the keys for the room of the new hotel...and runned out of there as fast as I could...

I can't believe I'm finnaly leaving, I ran off the hotel, I entered the new one, I pressed the button for the elevator...

I got closer to the door, inserted the keys and finnally...opened it...

"Oh, hey, new roommate! WANT SOME CUPCAKES?!"

I passed out...

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